You are what I want for Christmas.

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you

Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Ferrari.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost in them.

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.

I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, because I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

You and Me = Grand Unification

I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.

Can I have your significant digits?

You’re more special than relativity.

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.

Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.

I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are smoking hot!!

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend…

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name John????

You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.

I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

I think you need a Doctor!

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.

Would you like me with that?

Mmmmmm, you smell like brown butter. Delicious.

How ’bout I cook dinner, and eat you for dessert?

Hey, weren’t you in my ‘Introduction to Melons’ class?

Damn! You dance like a headless chicken! I can’t wait to pick your feathers!

Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

My love for you is a monotonic increasing function of time.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be tangent to your curves!

You should be someone’s wife.

Is your name Gillette? …coz you’re the best a man can get.

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine

You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because i can see myself in you
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I lost my number…
Can i have yours?
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Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven? 🙂