Funny Laws

Murphy’s Laws of Offices

1. You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

2. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced,you can’t be promoted.

3. Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in and say nothing about the other.

4. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

5. There is never enough time to do it right the first time but there is always enough time to do it over.


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Six Funny Laws in Florida

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

Hunting and killing a deer while swimming is illegal.

It is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.

If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, you must get dressed in your hotel room.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.


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Eight Laws In Delaware Which Will Make You Laugh

One may not whisper in church.

No sand may be taken from the beach.

Women must not drive while wearing a house coat.

No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.

Horse racing is not allowed on Good Friday and Easter Sunday.

No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.

Ugly men are not allowed to go into the city before darkness.

Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.


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Seven Stupid Laws in Connecticut

It is against the law to see a UFO.

You will be fined $1 if you frown in public

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.

You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.

You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.


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10 Funny Laws in Colorado

It is unlawful to walk under a ladder.

Catapults may not be fired at buildings.

Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

Boulders may not be rolled on city property.

Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

Cats tails are chopped if they meow in the dark.

It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.


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Ten Stupid Laws in California

Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

Growing oleander flowers is illegal.

Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.

Foretelling the future for donations is illegal.

Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.

Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.

All dog waste must be removed from any yard within seven days.

Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.


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Eight Stupid Laws of Alaska

It is illegal to string a wire across any road.

No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

No one can carry a bow and arrow within city limits.

It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

Intentionally avoiding walking on the cracks in the pavement is illegal.

Waking a bear for the purpose of taking photographs is strictly prohibited.

A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has paid for the appropriate license.

Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law but you can use it for an igloo.


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Funny Laws in Arizona

No more than six girls may live in any house.

Women are forbidden from wearing pants in public.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

You can’t walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

Children are not allowed to sing nursery rhymes after 8 pm.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.


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Ten Weird Laws in Alabama

Face masks may not be worn in public.

Blue jeans are illegal on Noble Street.

Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.

Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.

It is a criminal offence call a policeman, “Shitface”.

It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.

Courting couples must not hold hands while dining in a restaurant.

It is against the law to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a motor vehicle.

It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.


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Funny Laws Which Will Boggle Your Mind

In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.

A bed may not be hung out of a window, in England.

In Charleton, all carriage-horses must wear diapers

In Italy, A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt

In Switzerland, Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday

It is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit in Idaho

In Tennessee, It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish

In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.

In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday

Mince pies are not to be eaten on Christmas Day, in England.

In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep

In Cleveland, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license

In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset

In China, you may only have one child, or you will have to pay a fine.

In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get

In Michigan, Under State law, dentists are officially classified as “mechanics.”

In Michigan, a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission

In Etobicoke, Canada Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.

In Beaconsfield, Canada, it is considered an offense to have more than two colors of paint on your house

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

In Richmond, Virginia, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.

In Florida, A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or they risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

In Saudi Arabia, It is considered an offense if a woman appears in public, unless accompanied by a male relative or guardian.

New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

In St. Louis, it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.

In Indiana, Back in 1924, a monkey was convicted in South Bend of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs.

In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or deformed to the point of being “an unsightly or disgusting object” are banned from going out in public.

In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap.


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World’s Strangest and Funniest Laws

•In Germany, It is illegal to wear a mask.

•In Minnesota, it’s illegal to tease skunks

•In Oshawa, Canada it’s illegal to climb trees.

•In Montral, Canada, You may not swear in French

•Liquor stores may not sell milk in Indiana, USA.

•In China, to go to college you must be intelligent

•In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

•In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.

•In Switzerland, You may not wash your car on a Sunday

•In Vermont, It is illegal to deny the existence of God

•In Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light

•In Paulding, Ohio, a policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

•In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second

•In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 PM.

•The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub

•In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women

•In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.

•In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.

•In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.

•In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear

•In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house without wearing underwear.

•In Singapore, Chewing gum on subways may result in fines and/or jail time

•In Waterloo, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm

•In Minnesota, a person may not cross state lines with a duck atop their head

•In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.

•In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.

•In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.

•In Victoria, Australia, It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

•It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on in North Dakota, USA.

•In Texas, It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing

•In Oklahoma, Violators can be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

•In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

•It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.

•Clinton County, Ohio, calls for a fine for anyone caught leaning against a public building.

•In South Korea, Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists

•In Singapore, it is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing marker on any street.

•In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.

•In Nebraska, A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

•In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

•In Alaska, you may hunt a bear safely but it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.

•In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

•In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.

•In Alabama, putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death and keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time is a crime.

•You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you’re caught throwing away chewed bubble gum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed.


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Undiscovered Laws Which Hold True

BATH LAW: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

THEATER RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


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Funny Laws – Dare To Violate These

•In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday.

•In Athens, Greece, a driver’s license can be taken away if the driver is thought to be either “poorly dressed” or “unbathed”

•In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants.

•In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.

•In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath.

•In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

•In Tennessee, you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping.


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