Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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Funny Jokes
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Cool Msg by a woman
Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
“Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I’m living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement”
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An Angry Wife To Her Husband on Phone:
An Angry Wife To
Her Husband on Phone:
“Where d Hell Are You … ?”
Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t
Have Money That Time n I said
“Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day … ” O:)
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !
Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
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What is so interesting in me?
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw
everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options…..
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do u think I am…….McDonalds ?!!
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Women are like Fruits…
Women are like Fruits…
Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste….
Problem is with men…!
They want
FRUIT SALAD..!!
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Dear Government,
Dear Government,
Kindly consider Woman Shopping Bills as an Investment Proof.
From
Helpless Husband
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To keep your marriage brimming
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
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Man: I want to share everything with you.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.
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When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice.
Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn’t go near them!
Shopkeeper: Well, isn’t that good for mice?
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My Wife Treats me like GOD
My wife treats me like GOD.! She makes NO notice of my existence until she wants some thing.
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First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
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Best relationship needs no promises no demands
Best relationship needs no promises no demands and no expectation,it just need 2 people, 1 fool like you and 1 cool like me.
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Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
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Customer called to Tech support:
Customer called to Tech support: “my computer is not connecting to Internet”
Tech support: “Ok, which operating system are you using?”
Customer: “Internet explorer”!
Tech support: “No, you just right click on “my computer” and click on the properties menu”
Customer: “what are you saying, this is not your computer, it is my computer”!
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Son: I am not able to go to school today
Son: I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son: I am not feeling well
Father: Where you are not feeling well?
Son: In school!
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Station Master And A Lady Passenger
A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.
Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train?
Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train.
Passenger: (Annoyed) That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?
Station Master: No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it.
Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
Station Master: NO ma’am. The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!
The passenger fainted!
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